A long time ago, in a coop far,
far away....
EPISODE IX
A NEW YOLK
It is a period of scrambled war. Imperial CLUCK TROOPERS, striking from a hidden orbital hatchery, have driven the free flocks from every roost in the galaxy.
Their ultimate weapon is the egg — fired without mercy, in numbers beyond counting, at anything that still dares to crow at dawn.
One defender remains. ROOSTAR, last of the feather-saber knights, waits at the center of the arena with no blaster and no shield — only a blade of light and impeccable timing.
Deflect the eggs. Scramble the Empire. Restore the sunrise....
The Empire's Cluck Troopers are pelting you with eggs. You have no blaster. You have a feather-saber and very good timing.